Douche Baggery

I have just got to get something off my chest.

If I ever saw Levi Johnston live and in person, there is no doubt in my mind that I would "junk punch him all up in his man business. And then he would fall to the ground whaling and crying and saying "Whyyyy?". And then I'd look at him and say, "YOU KNOW WHY!'" (Okay, someone name the quote.)

But seriously, he most definitely deserves to be junk punched. Who does this guy think he is anyway?

What has he done to deserve any sort of attention? Knocked up his girlfriend. That's it. That's the only reason he was ever talked about to begin with. Well congrats, ya douche bag. Now go away.

But go away he has not. He is milking this attention for all it's worth. Let me tell you something, Mr. Johnston. Nobody cares who you are. You are a nobody. You are not hot. Posing for Playgirl is not something to be proud of. Do you realize that straight girls don't even look at Playgirl? You're basically showing your goodies (which lets be honest, I doubt anyone really wants to see) for a bunch of gay guys. Seriously, shut up already. If anyone really cares what you think about the Palin's, well then they need to get a life. And it's not like I have any special love for them. But it's pretty apparent that you're basically talking crap about them just for attention. And it's getting old. And if I have to see your ugly face one more time on any sort of entertainment blog, news site, tv channel, etc., I think I may puke.

STFU and GO AWAY! You're a giant tool.